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Marketing Gimmicks
What have you heard that either the gimmick roped you in or you couldn't believe how stupid it is or
sounds?
2 of them that stick out right now are:
LIMITED...The car companies use this one alot! (Best fake car salesman's deep voice)..."Come on
down! We have these great 4x4 LIMITED EDITITON trucks in stock and ready to go..hurry, they won't last long!".
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Things or Sayings that Don't Make Sense!
KILL IT 'TIL IT'S DEAD!
- How about this:
I THINK SHE IS KINDA PREGNANT
Hmmmmm......let's think about this one, shall we? Either she IS or she ISN'T!
- One item that a woman cannot explain why it is called what it is called:
POCKET BOOK!
(uh...it's not a book, AND it cannot fit in your pocket!)
Chrome Makes Me Look Fat
Lebron - Le-Traitor?
Being
a former Clevelander.. I feel like I have been scorned again. I was born in
1969 and have suffered through..the following horrors:
10
cent beer night (if it was up to me I would have served Guinness (but then
again it wouldn’t have been “genius”..and I was only 3 years old.);“Red Right
88”; “The Drive”; “The Fumble”; “The Shot”; “Art Modell taking the Browns”;
“Tim Couch”; “Manny being Manny”; Jim Thome leaving, Butch Davis and now?
Lebron Le-Leaving? Or should I say…Le-turning his back on a city and Le-$crewing
it? We should have known it was coming. So, should we be Le-$urprised? Not
really. Do you remember when he, Bosh and Wade restructured their contracts the
same time to become free agents? He gave up on the team about 3 years ago. I
have to say that he is an egotistical child. Yes, his physical talents warrant
to be compensated especially if he knows nothing else but basketball, meaning
that that is how he makes a living and supports his family.
Should
we really consider him a traitor? No, not really...since his allegiance was
never with Cleveland. It was with NY Yankees and OTHER TEAMS! Did you ever see
him wear a local team's jersey or other apparel? NOPE!
So,
I consider him a man child just passing through Cleveland for grass that is
greener (or in this case…”orange”) …all year around...and he said he was
loyal...he was only loyal to green..not wine and gold....green to St.Vincent/St.
Mary's green uniform and to the greedy green of money.
That's
my 2 cents..and frankly that is all Cleveland and it's fans feel like.
So, in
closing this Le-LeLo$ing chapter of Cleveland sports history, I have to say,
that the black cloud will pass and the sun will shine again through the smog..and
us Cleveland sports fans may think it is time to bring back 10 cent (Guinness)
beer nights…it will help us forget. And THAT would be genius!!!!
Microsoft Commercial
There is a commercial for Coca-Cola that is running during the NFL Playoffs. The question is asked: "How important is getting the right information vs. getting a lot of data and sorting through it?". Well now. We all know what her answer is, but I wonder if she was thinking..."What the hell kind of question is that? You stupid moron, of COURSE you want the right information!" I have to say she handled it really well. If you are going to make a believable commercial, isn't it important to make it plausible ...<< MORE >>
People Driving With Dogs In Their Laps
Companies
Jokes
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
TV Shows etc
They forgot one think when they created the promo for Grey's Anatomy...the title picture should have rain!
RUBBER GLOVES AND MEAT HANDLING